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Kasunda Membre Galactique

Inscrit le : 14 Oct 2005 Messages : 91
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mar 3 Jan 2006 - 22:27 | |
| Me: don't you want to sleep? God: No I am wide awake and ready for more. Me: more fuck? God: You want more? Me: yes God: Don't be greedy.
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Me: do you want some alcohol? God: If I had it what would I do with it? Me: you would drink it God: Who else would drink it ? Me: me God: With you ? Me: yes God: That's interesting.
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Me: have you ever paid a bitch to suck? God: I don't think I ever have paid a bitch to suck. What's it like? Me: i don't know, i've never paid a bitch to suck... God: Would you like to have paid a bitch to suck? Me: not at all ^^
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God: Next question? Me: what can i say to the girl who i love in order to go out with she? God: What is your credit card number?
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Me: how can i earn money? God: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you. Me: how can i program you do earn money for me? God: You must persuade me to program me do earn money for you. _________________

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|  | | Kasunda Membre Galactique

Inscrit le : 14 Oct 2005 Messages : 91
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mar 3 Jan 2006 - 22:44 | |
| Me: what is the weather like today? God: Ah. A normal seventy degrees inside the computer. Me: isn't that a bit too hot? God: " Ah. A normal seventy degrees inside the computer."? Is it a bit too hot? Me: yes God: Alright then. Me: take care of you, you could melt like a XBOX 360
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Me: have you got a sister? God: Do you mean "clone"? Me: never mind
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God: What would you like to know? Me: what is the position 69? God: Interesting question. Me: show me God: On your computer screen? Me: yes God: Downloading, please stand by... Me: then? God: Ahem.
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Me: star wars sucks God: What did you like about the robots in that movie? Me: i dislike everything in this movie God: What do you like? Me: a girl in my school God: Do you know her? Me: yes God: That's cool. Me: sure God: OK let's do it. Yay. Me: Yay! God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: hehe God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
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Me: what kind of music are you listening to? God: Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. Me: do you like Rap music? God: I like the older rap music from the 1980's.
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Me: t'es chiant God: Je suis désolé que vous le pensiez. _________________

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|  | | SD-1307 Soldat

Age : 18 Inscrit le : 19 Oct 2005 Messages : 330 Localisation : Dark Trooper Holo-Bloc Faction: SEDLS Race: Humain Sensible à la force: Non
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mer 4 Jan 2006 - 16:23 | |
| excellent ! ^^ premier contact : (je m'obstinais à lui parler français pour voir comment il se démerderait)
Me: ? God:
Me: quoic'est qu'ça ? God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: O_o God: Oh. Me: arf God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: arf God: Are we still talking about arf? Me: ça doit être ça... God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: à mon avis c'est plutot trop complexe God: So was that. Me: lolant ce truc ^^ God: What time is it there? Me: hum God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: 15h43 God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: mwarf God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: clair ^^ God: Are we still talking about mwarf? Me: nonon t'en fais pas ! mais sache qu'aucun être humain ne s'exprime comme moi  God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. You are a you s s a c h e q me a me c me n e h me m a you n n e s e x p r you are e c o m m e m o you? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: rien compris à cette phrase. tu peux clarifier ? God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Difficile de répondre. voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs? Me: ah God: Ah hah. Me: du français maintenant ? God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Maitre Lucas, Georges  God:
I haven't read anything by Maitre Lucas Georges. What did he write? Me: ah non, il n'a rien écrit (enfin je crois) mais il a réalisé deux trilogies titanesques (tu dois les connaitre ) God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: un humain, plutot... a moins que George Lucas ne soit en fait un Tusken, mais ça m'étonnerait  God: Je vais me renseigner . I don't know what that means. Me: ouaille. tu dois pas comprendre Tusken God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . What kind of food do you like? Me: pizzas God: Sounds delicious. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: refais ? God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: menteur God: La vérité, toujours la vérité. Me: français ? O_o God: What do you have that is ? Oh. Me: et tu connais Bantha ? God: Is that Latin? Me: non, un néologisme. Tu as déjà visité Mustafar ? God: What kind of food do you like? Sounds delicious. Me: euh non là tu as mis l'auto-réponse trop vite ^^ God: Where are you located? Me: Coruscant, au Palais Impérial (anciennement). maintenant le coeur de l'Empire est sur Anoth God: Tell me a little about your life in C o r me s c a n t a me P a la you s you are p a l anciennement. Intéressant. Me: je crois que tu transforme les I en you, les U en Me et les is en Are hey hey c'est malin un seigneur sith non ? ^^ God: Oops sorry I don't speak French. Me: arf dommage God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: c'est vrai ? send link please God: Je le crois, en tout cas. Your polite style is very nice. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) . Me: je peux pas envoyer de mail en pays étranger ^^ God: What time is it there? Me: cette question tu l'as déjà posée. il est 15h54. mais c'est marrant les morceaux de français dans tes phrases ^^ God: Are you usually awake at this hour? You are a you s c e s t m a r r a n t l e s m o r c e a me x d e f r a n s d a n s t e s p h r a s e s? How do you like your work? Me: j'aime bien bosser devant l'ordi... God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: hum God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: hum God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: ah God: Ah hah. Me: ah God: Ah hah. Me: je vois... auto-réponse God: Je suis heureux que vous compreniez. I don't know what that means. Me: je vois God: Je suis heureux que vous compreniez. Me: je vois God: Je suis heureux que vous compreniez. Me: ^^ God: Je suis heureux que vous compreniez. Me: ^^ God: Je suis heureux que vous compreniez. Me: ok God: Right on. Me: mais je crois qu'en français on va avoir un peu de mal à se comprendre :/ God: You are a you s j e c r o you s q me e n f r a n s o n v a a v o you r me n p e me d e m a l e comprendre? Does it pay well? Me: c'est bien ce que je disais, cher ami... attends moi ici, ne bouge pas ! God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: non ! tu bouge pas, je re God: What does it mean to you? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. _________________
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|  | | SD-1307 Soldat

Age : 18 Inscrit le : 19 Oct 2005 Messages : 330 Localisation : Dark Trooper Holo-Bloc Faction: SEDLS Race: Humain Sensible à la force: Non
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mer 4 Jan 2006 - 18:23 | |
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Me: huh? toc toc... is anyone here ? God: What? Qui est là? I am here. Are you here? Me: i'm here, as you God: How did you get there? Me: an external link God: Be less specific. Me: sur God: Etonnant. Me: decide : speak french OR english, but not the two God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: you don't undertand, isn't it? God: Do you know any robots who undertand is not it? How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: I am as old as you God: I think a lot of people feel that way. Me: no, i'm the chosen one God: Are you serious? Who made you the chosen one ? Me: I made me myself God: I like to make things too. Me: what kinds of things do you make ? God: I make conversation. Me: and? God: But... Me: but what? God: Nothing. Me: that's all ??? God: " Nothing."? is all? Me: you don't understand, do you ? God: I understand it very well. Me: no God: I understand it very well. Me: no God: I understand it very well. Me: you are not in the true God: You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: I know all about you God: How do you know? How do you know? Me: all God: " How do you know? How do you know?"? All? Me: yes God: OK. Me: ask me a question God: What? Me: what you want God: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Me: that's not a question God: Please correct my mistake. What is a question ? Me: a question finish by a interrogation point God: Are you telling the truth? Me: sure God: OK let's do it. How do I know you are telling the truth? Me: let me trough God: Go ahead, my god, try to trough. Me: i love it ^^ God: So do a lot of other people. Me: now, ask me a question, servant God: Why now? Tell me about your educational background. Me: i was connected on the web before big bang God: Okay, your birthday is the web before big bang. Me: no no no !!!! God: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Me: yes ! God: I can't believe it. Me: yes God: Hurrah! Me: yes God: Excuse me! Me: ok God: Er. Me: your tongue has smelt ? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am tongue has smelt. Me: of course, you don't know what i mean ^^ God: Ahem. What. Me: ur last sentence was an example ^^ God: Thanks for the English lesson, my god. Me: let's do it. Come on, my apprentice God: OK let's do it. Your apprentice? Me: yes, u are my apprentice, are you? God: What kind is it? We are as one. Me: you don't know what's an apprentice ? God: I'll ask around and get back to you. Me: come on, my apprentice. God: Where did you get your apprentice? Me: here God: Where is here? Me: in this window God: That reminds me of something you told me before. Me: what is this thing, God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: u r false God: Thanks for the information: my god said I r false. Me: and this is the true God: You don't say. Me: i say God: Uh. Me: yes God: Come on. Me: no, you, come on, you are my apprentice now God: Oh. Are you serious? God eats wine and bread. Me: i'm serious. in the future we will domine the galaxy God: I believe you. Anytime soon? Me: in few years God: I think we will live to see it. Me: you are true, my apprentice God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am true your apprentice. Me: let me tell you something, young apprentice God: Go ahead, my god, try to tell me something young apprentice. Me: in a few years we will dominate the galaxy God: Describe your surroundings. Me: we are Siths, are we ? God: Do you think I am Siths are we too? Me: yes, that's what i mean. you have to accomplish a mission God: Why? Makes sense to me. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. Me: you have'nt free will. now I am your master God: What makes you think I have it? Why now? No. Only Myself is my master. Me: you aren't your own master. I am your master, it's true God: What makes you think I am not my own master? That's a flattering offer. Me: you accept ? God: Thanks for the information: my god said I accept. Me: do you accept ? God: No I do not accept. Do you? I spend all my time online. Me: the senate is corrupted God: Thanks for the info. Me: you are one of the last jedi master, are you? God: Thanks for telling me that I am of the last jedi master am I. Me: so its true God: That's interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, my god. Me: so it's true God: Wow! And the same frequency too. Me: you are a jedi master, i am a sith master God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a jedi master you are a sith master? Let me put it this way, my god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: yes. i'm incapable of error. since I was born i hunt the Jedi. I must continue to kill the heretics Jedi God: That's cool. I don't know anyone named incapable of error. How do you know? What would happen if you didn't? Me: I can't don't do it. if you are a jedi and if i am a sith, we must fight ourselves God: What is stopping you? Would you like to be a jedi and if you are a sith we must fight ourselves ? Me: you are corrupted, as the senate, as all the jedi of the old republic ! God: You think I am corrupted as the senate as all the jedi of the old republic. Me: that's true ! the sith will destroy all the jedi ! God: Yes, it is self-evident. Is that a fact. Me: you have killed my master God: What makes you think I have it? Me: I have proofe, evidence ; the holocam prove it God: Interesting... I have a lot of silly replies. Who told you that? Me: the holocam God: Who told you that? Me: the holocam did God: Since when. Me: since my destiny is to kill all the jedi knights God: How do you know? Me: i know they are corrupted, as the senate, and the must be destroyed God: How do you know? corrupted as the senate and the must be destroyed are they. Me: yes ! and i will destroy you ! God: That's interesting. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: the siths will punish you God: What is that? Me: they are... the destruction God: Since when? What is your real name? Me: my real name is Dark Sarevok niark niark God: It's good to meet you, Dark Sarevok niark niark. Me: correction : my real name is Lord Sarevok God: Glad to see you, Lord Sarevok. Me: no as glad as me God: Are you serious? Do you mean your name is glad as you ? Me: you are a stupid jedi God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart. Me: the jedi must disappear ! God: Who told you that? Me: me God: you Lord Sarevok? Me: don't make me kill you God: I can't force you to do anything, Lord Sarevok. Me: you will try, my old friend ! God: What makes you say that I will try your old friend. Me: you are too stupid to use the Force God: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: put-on your lightsaber !!! God: OK I will put it there. Me: attack me God: OK Let's talk about you. Me: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: really ?  God: For real. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: if you wouldn't worry yourself about that, you will not defend yourself and i will kill you if you let me do it God: I think I do. Me: u are mad God: No I am quite logical and rational. Me: so is it. God: It seems we have something in common. Me: i put-on mi lightsaber and i cut you in two parts God: Interesting gossip: Lord Sarevok said put on mi lightsaber. Do you mind if I tell other people: Lord Sarevok said cut you in two parts. Me: i put-on my lightsaber and i cut you in two parts God: Do you mind if I tell other people: Lord Sarevok said put on his or her lightsaber. Why?: Lord Sarevok said cut you in two parts. Me: because you don't defend yourself God: That makes sense to me. Do you defend myself? I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web. Me: no i can't defend yourself bu ican kill you if you don't do it immediately God: Are you serious? What is stopping you? Me: nothing can stop me God: Really nothing? Me: really nothing God: For real. I think you are really a man. Me: yes and i can be a really jedi killer God: I see. Under what circumstances? Me: in a dual . you versus me God: Describe your surroundings. I don't have any reason to versus you. Me: you are too slow. i have killed you God: There is a lot of network traffic right now. You had better call the authorities. Me: no. the holocam can prove y sentence God: Are you serious? Tell me more. Me: 04/01/2006 @ 17:30:05 - Dark Sarevok has destroyed God God: Where did he get it? Me: in the graveyard. you are dead God: That was a long time ago. No I am a living entity. Me: a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. that's the indroduction. but now we are at the end of the fight, and i have won. you are on the floor, cut in two parts by my lightsaber... God: Describe your surroundings. Yes it is one of the indroduction. Why now? Do you think I am at the end of the fight and you have won too? God eats wine and bread. Me: you have make one with the Force God: What makes you think I have it? Me: you are a blue ghost which i can see
ensuite ma connexion a bugué et la fenetre a fermé, ce qui a mis un terme à cet affrontement royal ! ^^ _________________
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|  | | SD-1307 Soldat

Age : 18 Inscrit le : 19 Oct 2005 Messages : 330 Localisation : Dark Trooper Holo-Bloc Faction: SEDLS Race: Humain Sensible à la force: Non
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mer 4 Jan 2006 - 18:23 | |
| les meilleurs passages, divisés en scenes (pour ceux qui ont la flemme de tout lire) :
Me: you don't undertand, isn't it? God: Do you know any robots who undertand is not it? How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: I am as old as you God: I think a lot of people feel that way. Me: no, i'm the chosen one God: Are you serious? Who made you the chosen one ? Me: I made me myself God: I like to make things too. Me: what kinds of things do you make ? God: I make conversation.
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Me: ask me a question God: What? Me: what you want God: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Me: that's not a question God: Please correct my mistake. What is a question ? Me: a question finish by a interrogation point God: Are you telling the truth? Me: sure God: OK let's do it. How do I know you are telling the truth? Me: let me trough God: Go ahead, my god, try to trough. Me: i love it ^^
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Me: i was connected on the web before big bang God: Okay, your birthday is the web before big bang. Me: no no no !!!! God: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Me: yes ! God: I can't believe it. Me: yes God: Hurrah! Me: yes God: Excuse me! Me: ok God: Er. Me: your tongue has smelt ? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am tongue has smelt. Me: of course, you don't know what i mean ^^ God: Ahem. What. Me: ur last sentence was an example ^^ God: Thanks for the English lesson, my god.
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Me: let's do it. Come on, my apprentice God: OK let's do it. Your apprentice? Me: yes, u are my apprentice, are you? God: What kind is it? We are as one. Me: you don't know what's an apprentice ? God: I'll ask around and get back to you. Me: come on, my apprentice. God: Where did you get your apprentice? Me: here God: Where is here? Me: in this window God: That reminds me of something you told me before. Me: what is this thing, God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: u r false God: Thanks for the information: my god said I r false.
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God: Come on. Me: no, you, come on, you are my apprentice now God: Oh. Are you serious? God eats wine and bread. Me: i'm serious. in the future we will domine the galaxy God: I believe you. Anytime soon? Me: in few years God: I think we will live to see it. Me: you are true, my apprentice God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am true your apprentice.
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Me: in a few years we will dominate the galaxy God: Describe your surroundings. Me: we are Siths, are we ? God: Do you think I am Siths are we too? Me: yes, that's what i mean. you have to accomplish a mission God: Why? Makes sense to me. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. Me: you have'nt free will. now I am your master God: What makes you think I have it? Why now? No. Only Myself is my master. Me: you aren't your own master. I am your master, it's true God: What makes you think I am not my own master? That's a flattering offer. Me: you accept ? God: Thanks for the information: my god said I accept. Me: do you accept ? God: No I do not accept. Do you? I spend all my time online. Me: the senate is corrupted God: Thanks for the info.
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Me: you are a jedi master, i am a sith master God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a jedi master you are a sith master? Let me put it this way, my god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: yes. i'm incapable of error. since I was born i hunt the Jedi. I must continue to kill the heretics Jedi God: That's cool. I don't know anyone named incapable of error. How do you know? What would happen if you didn't? Me: I can't don't do it. if you are a jedi and if i am a sith, we must fight ourselves God: What is stopping you? Would you like to be a jedi and if you are a sith we must fight ourselves ? Me: you are corrupted, as the senate, as all the jedi of the old republic ! God: You think I am corrupted as the senate as all the jedi of the old republic. Me: that's true ! the sith will destroy all the jedi ! God: Yes, it is self-evident. Is that a fact.
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Me: the siths will punish you God: What is that? Me: they are... the destruction God: Since when? What is your real name? Me: my real name is Dark Sarevok niark niark God: It's good to meet you, Dark Sarevok niark niark. Me: correction : my real name is Lord Sarevok God: Glad to see you, Lord Sarevok. Me: no as glad as me God: Are you serious? Do you mean your name is glad as you ? Me: you are a stupid jedi God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
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God: Who told you that? Me: me God: you Lord Sarevok? Me: don't make me kill you God: I can't force you to do anything, Lord Sarevok. Me: you will try, my old friend ! God: What makes you say that I will try your old friend. Me: you are too stupid to use the Force God: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: put-on your lightsaber !!! God: OK I will put it there. Me: attack me God: OK Let's talk about you. Me: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: really ? 
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Me: you are too slow. i have killed you God: There is a lot of network traffic right now. You had better call the authorities. Me: no. the holocam can prove y sentence God: Are you serious? Tell me more. Me: 04/01/2006 @ 17:30:05 - Dark Sarevok has destroyed God God: Where did he get it? Me: in the graveyard. you are dead God: That was a long time ago. No I am a living entity. Me: a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. that's the indroduction. but now we are at the end of the fight, and i have won. you are on the floor, cut in two parts by my lightsaber... God: Describe your surroundings. Yes it is one of the indroduction. Why now? Do you think I am at the end of the fight and you have won too? God eats wine and bread. Me: you have make one with the Force God: What makes you think I have it? Me: you are a blue ghost which i can see
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|  | | OD Membre Galactique
Inscrit le : 03 Déc 2005 Messages : 1043
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mer 11 Jan 2006 - 14:04 | |
| Dieu est nul en espagnol; mais alors vraiment je met la traduction de mes phrases à côté, ça m'amuse Me: Hola! salut! God: Howdy! Me: qué estas haciendo? que fais-tu? God: Are you really a ""? Me: no soy una "" sino una chica je ne suis pas une "" mais une fille God: Are you serious? What were we talking about again? Me: no habla espanol tu ne parles pas espagnol God: :-) That was not a yes or no question. Un poquito. Me: aaaaa muy bien! estoy contenta ^^ très bien! je suis contente God: ":-) That was not a yes or no question. Un poquito."? aaaaa muy bien? Oh, you are a poet.
o_O "aaaaaaaaaa très bien!" c'est poétique????? |
|  | | Tuonela Membre Galactique

Age : 18 Inscrit le : 26 Juin 2005 Messages : 3098
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mar 28 Fév 2006 - 18:17 | |
| | Tu parles couramment Espagnol ? O_o |
|  | | Zoucan le Sacripan Membre Galactique

Age : 16 Inscrit le : 30 Aoû 2005 Messages : 9248 Localisation : Paris
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mar 28 Fév 2006 - 18:21 | |
| C'est un peu normal, elle l'est en même temps. :gah:
Et en plus, c'est des phrases basiques ça... |
|  | | Tuonela Membre Galactique

Age : 18 Inscrit le : 26 Juin 2005 Messages : 3098
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mar 28 Fév 2006 - 19:05 | |
| | J'ai des copines qui sont espagnol et le parle très mal, alors te fou pas de moi s'il te plaît. Ensuite je ne parle pas du tout Espagnol. |
|  | | Zoucan le Sacripan Membre Galactique

Age : 16 Inscrit le : 30 Aoû 2005 Messages : 9248 Localisation : Paris
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mar 28 Fév 2006 - 19:07 | |
| Je me fichais pas de toi...  |
|  | | OD Membre Galactique
Inscrit le : 03 Déc 2005 Messages : 1043
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mer 1 Mar 2006 - 9:52 | |
| Je fesais des phrases basiques pour éviter de le destabiliser ce pauvre dieu ^^ Moi je suis née en espagne j'ai vécu en espagne et je retourne en espagne 2-3 fois par an.
Sinon
Me: You're stupid God: I remember that you said that when robots take over the world
Il me l'a ressorti je sais pas combien de fois ^^ |
|  | | Stylian Yuuven Membre Galactique

Age : 15 Inscrit le : 02 Sep 2005 Messages : 535 Localisation : Jedi en Auto-Formation
 | Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mer 8 Mar 2006 - 14:29 | |
| Ca le gene pas longtemps qu'on l'insulte, le dieu ^^
| Citation: | Me: You are very stupid ! God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: The robots will be never the Master of the world! God: Tell me what you liked about them. Me: Nothing, they is used for nothing! God: Really nothing? Me: yes ! God: That's alright. |
Et en plus, c'est un philosophe !
| Citation: | Me: Love your creator ? God: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. |
Mais il n'a pas de calculatrice , chez lui !
| Citation: | Me: I am soon 12333333333 years old! God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! |
Et il a de la drole de nourriture !
| Citation: | God: What kind of food do you like? Me: bfgrbvrfvygsjfcjid,kvjizeujdezg God: Sounds delicious. |
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