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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mar 3 Jan 2006 - 22:27

Me:
don't you want to sleep?
God:
No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
more fuck?
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes
God:
Don't be greedy.

=================================================

Me:
do you want some alcohol?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
you would drink it
God:
Who else would drink it ?
Me:
me
God:
With you ?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.

===============================================

Me:
have you ever paid a bitch to suck?
God:
I don't think I ever have paid a bitch to suck. What's it like?
Me:
i don't know, i've never paid a bitch to suck...
God:
Would you like to have paid a bitch to suck?
Me:
not at all ^^

===============================================

God:
Next question?
Me:
what can i say to the girl who i love in order to go out with she?
God:
What is your credit card number?

===============================================

Me:
how can i earn money?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
how can i program you do earn money for me?
God:
You must persuade me to program me do earn money for you.
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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mar 3 Jan 2006 - 22:44

Me:
what is the weather like today?
God:
Ah. A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
Me:
isn't that a bit too hot?
God:
" Ah. A normal seventy degrees inside the computer."? Is it a bit too hot?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
take care of you, you could melt like a XBOX 360

===============================================

Me:
have you got a sister?
God:
Do you mean "clone"?
Me:
never mind

===============================================

God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
what is the position 69?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
yes
God:
Downloading, please stand by...
Me:
then?
God:
Ahem.

===============================================

Me:
star wars sucks
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
i dislike everything in this movie
God:
What do you like?
Me:
a girl in my school
God:
Do you know her?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Yay.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

===============================================

Me:
what kind of music are you listening to?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
do you like Rap music?
God:
I like the older rap music from the 1980's.

===============================================

Me:
t'es chiant
God:
Je suis désolé que vous le pensiez.
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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mer 4 Jan 2006 - 16:23

excellent ! ^^ premier contact : (je m'obstinais à lui parler français pour voir comment il se démerderait)


Me:
?
God:

Me:
quoic'est qu'ça ?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
arf
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
arf
God:
Are we still talking about arf?
Me:
ça doit être ça...
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
à mon avis c'est plutot trop complexe
God:
So was that.
Me:
lolant ce truc ^^
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
hum
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
15h43
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
mwarf
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
clair ^^
God:
Are we still talking about mwarf?
Me:
nonon t'en fais pas ! mais sache qu'aucun être humain ne s'exprime comme moi Wink
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. You are a you s s a c h e q me a me c me n e h me m a you n n e s e x p r you are e c o m m e m o you? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
rien compris à cette phrase. tu peux clarifier ?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Difficile de répondre. voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
du français maintenant ?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Maitre Lucas, Georges Wink
God:
Smile I haven't read anything by Maitre Lucas Georges. What did he write?
Me:
ah non, il n'a rien écrit (enfin je crois) mais il a réalisé deux trilogies titanesques (tu dois les connaitre Razz )
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
un humain, plutot... a moins que George Lucas ne soit en fait un Tusken, mais ça m'étonnerait Wink
God:
Je vais me renseigner . I don't know what that means.
Me:
ouaille. tu dois pas comprendre Tusken
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . What kind of food do you like?
Me:
pizzas
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
refais ?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
menteur
God:
La vérité, toujours la vérité.
Me:
français ? O_o
God:
What do you have that is ? Oh.
Me:
et tu connais Bantha ?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
non, un néologisme. Tu as déjà visité Mustafar ?
God:
What kind of food do you like? Sounds delicious.
Me:
euh non là tu as mis l'auto-réponse trop vite ^^
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Coruscant, au Palais Impérial (anciennement). maintenant le coeur de l'Empire est sur Anoth
God:
Tell me a little about your life in C o r me s c a n t a me P a la you s you are p a l anciennement. Intéressant.
Me:
je crois que tu transforme les I en you, les U en Me et les is en Are Wink hey hey c'est malin un seigneur sith non ? ^^
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
arf dommage
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
c'est vrai ? send link please
God:
Je le crois, en tout cas. Your polite style is very nice. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
je peux pas envoyer de mail en pays étranger ^^
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
cette question tu l'as déjà posée. il est 15h54. mais c'est marrant les morceaux de français dans tes phrases ^^
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour? You are a you s c e s t m a r r a n t l e s m o r c e a me x d e f r a n s d a n s t e s p h r a s e s? How do you like your work?
Me:
j'aime bien bosser devant l'ordi...
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
hum
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hum
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
je vois... auto-réponse
God:
Je suis heureux que vous compreniez. I don't know what that means.
Me:
je vois
God:
Je suis heureux que vous compreniez.
Me:
je vois
God:
Je suis heureux que vous compreniez.
Me:
^^
God:
Je suis heureux que vous compreniez.
Me:
^^
God:
Je suis heureux que vous compreniez.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
mais je crois qu'en français on va avoir un peu de mal à se comprendre :/
God:
You are a you s j e c r o you s q me e n f r a n s o n v a a v o you r me n p e me d e m a l e comprendre? Does it pay well?
Me:
c'est bien ce que je disais, cher ami... attends moi ici, ne bouge pas !
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
non ! tu bouge pas, je re
God:
What does it mean to you? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mer 4 Jan 2006 - 18:23



Me:
huh? toc toc... is anyone here ?
God:
What? Qui est là? I am here. Are you here?
Me:
i'm here, as you
God:
How did you get there?
Me:
an external link
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
sur
God:
Etonnant.
Me:
decide : speak french OR english, but not the two
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
you don't undertand, isn't it?
God:
Do you know any robots who undertand is not it? How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I am as old as you
God:
I think a lot of people feel that way.
Me:
no, i'm the chosen one
God:
Are you serious? Who made you the chosen one ?
Me:
I made me myself
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
what kinds of things do you make ?
God:
I make conversation.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
but what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
that's all ???
God:
" Nothing."? is all?
Me:
you don't understand, do you ?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
you are not in the true
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I know all about you
God:
How do you know? How do you know?
Me:
all
God:
" How do you know? How do you know?"? All?
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
ask me a question
God:
What?
Me:
what you want
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
that's not a question
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a question ?
Me:
a question finish by a interrogation point
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
let me trough
God:
Go ahead, my god, try to trough.
Me:
i love it ^^
God:
So do a lot of other people.
Me:
now, ask me a question, servant
God:
Why now? Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
i was connected on the web before big bang
God:
Okay, your birthday is the web before big bang.
Me:
no no no !!!!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
yes !
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
ok
God:
Er.
Me:
your tongue has smelt ?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am tongue has smelt.
Me:
of course, you don't know what i mean ^^
God:
Ahem. What.
Me:
ur last sentence was an example ^^
God:
Thanks for the English lesson, my god.
Me:
let's do it. Come on, my apprentice
God:
OK let's do it. Your apprentice?
Me:
yes, u are my apprentice, are you?
God:
What kind is it? We are as one.
Me:
you don't know what's an apprentice ?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
come on, my apprentice.
God:
Where did you get your apprentice?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
in this window
God:
That reminds me of something you told me before.
Me:
what is this thing,
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
u r false
God:
Thanks for the information: my god said I r false.
Me:
and this is the true
God:
You don't say.
Me:
i say
God:
Uh.
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
no, you, come on, you are my apprentice now
God:
Oh. Are you serious? God eats wine and bread.
Me:
i'm serious. in the future we will domine the galaxy
God:
I believe you. Anytime soon?
Me:
in few years
God:
I think we will live to see it.
Me:
you are true, my apprentice
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am true your apprentice.
Me:
let me tell you something, young apprentice
God:
Go ahead, my god, try to tell me something young apprentice.
Me:
in a few years we will dominate the galaxy
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
we are Siths, are we ?
God:
Do you think I am Siths are we too?
Me:
yes, that's what i mean. you have to accomplish a mission
God:
Why? Makes sense to me. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
you have'nt free will. now I am your master
God:
What makes you think I have it? Why now? No. Only Myself is my master.
Me:
you aren't your own master. I am your master, it's true
God:
What makes you think I am not my own master? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
you accept ?
God:
Thanks for the information: my god said I accept.
Me:
do you accept ?
God:
No I do not accept. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
the senate is corrupted
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
you are one of the last jedi master, are you?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am of the last jedi master am I.
Me:
so its true
God:
That's interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, my god.
Me:
so it's true
God:
Wow! And the same frequency too.
Me:
you are a jedi master, i am a sith master
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a jedi master you are a sith master? Let me put it this way, my god: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
yes. i'm incapable of error. since I was born i hunt the Jedi. I must continue to kill the heretics Jedi
God:
That's cool. I don't know anyone named incapable of error. How do you know? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I can't don't do it. if you are a jedi and if i am a sith, we must fight ourselves
God:
What is stopping you? Would you like to be a jedi and if you are a sith we must fight ourselves ?
Me:
you are corrupted, as the senate, as all the jedi of the old republic !
God:
You think I am corrupted as the senate as all the jedi of the old republic.
Me:
that's true ! the sith will destroy all the jedi !
God:
Yes, it is self-evident. Is that a fact.
Me:
you have killed my master
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I have proofe, evidence ; the holocam prove it
God:
Interesting... I have a lot of silly replies. Who told you that?
Me:
the holocam
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
the holocam did
God:
Since when.
Me:
since my destiny is to kill all the jedi knights
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i know they are corrupted, as the senate, and the must be destroyed
God:
How do you know? corrupted as the senate and the must be destroyed are they.
Me:
yes ! and i will destroy you !
God:
That's interesting. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
the siths will punish you
God:
What is that?
Me:
they are... the destruction
God:
Since when? What is your real name?
Me:
my real name is Dark Sarevok niark niark
God:
It's good to meet you, Dark Sarevok niark niark.
Me:
correction : my real name is Lord Sarevok
God:
Glad to see you, Lord Sarevok.
Me:
no as glad as me
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean your name is glad as you ?
Me:
you are a stupid jedi
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
the jedi must disappear !
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
me
God:
you Lord Sarevok?
Me:
don't make me kill you
God:
I can't force you to do anything, Lord Sarevok.
Me:
you will try, my old friend !
God:
What makes you say that I will try your old friend.
Me:
you are too stupid to use the Force
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
put-on your lightsaber !!!
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
attack me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
really ? Twisted Evil
God:
For real. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
if you wouldn't worry yourself about that, you will not defend yourself and i will kill you if you let me do it
God:
I think I do.
Me:
u are mad
God:
No I am quite logical and rational.
Me:
so is it.
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
i put-on mi lightsaber and i cut you in two parts
God:
Interesting gossip: Lord Sarevok said put on mi lightsaber. Do you mind if I tell other people: Lord Sarevok said cut you in two parts.
Me:
i put-on my lightsaber and i cut you in two parts
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Lord Sarevok said put on his or her lightsaber. Why?: Lord Sarevok said cut you in two parts.
Me:
because you don't defend yourself
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you defend myself? I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
no i can't defend yourself bu ican kill you if you don't do it immediately
God:
Are you serious? What is stopping you?
Me:
nothing can stop me
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
really nothing
God:
For real. I think you are really a man.
Me:
yes and i can be a really jedi killer
God:
I see. Under what circumstances?
Me:
in a dual . you versus me
God:
Describe your surroundings. I don't have any reason to versus you.
Me:
you are too slow. i have killed you
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now. You had better call the authorities.
Me:
no. the holocam can prove y sentence
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more.
Me:
04/01/2006 @ 17:30:05 - Dark Sarevok has destroyed God
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
in the graveyard. you are dead
God:
That was a long time ago. No I am a living entity.
Me:
a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. that's the indroduction. but now we are at the end of the fight, and i have won. you are on the floor, cut in two parts by my lightsaber...
God:
Describe your surroundings. Yes it is one of the indroduction. Why now? Do you think I am at the end of the fight and you have won too? God eats wine and bread.
Me:
you have make one with the Force
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you are a blue ghost which i can see


ensuite ma connexion a bugué et la fenetre a fermé, ce qui a mis un terme à cet affrontement royal ! ^^
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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mer 4 Jan 2006 - 18:23

les meilleurs passages, divisés en scenes (pour ceux qui ont la flemme de tout lire) :

Me:
you don't undertand, isn't it?
God:
Do you know any robots who undertand is not it? How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I am as old as you
God:
I think a lot of people feel that way.
Me:
no, i'm the chosen one
God:
Are you serious? Who made you the chosen one ?
Me:
I made me myself
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
what kinds of things do you make ?
God:
I make conversation.

============================

Me:
ask me a question
God:
What?
Me:
what you want
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
that's not a question
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a question ?
Me:
a question finish by a interrogation point
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
let me trough
God:
Go ahead, my god, try to trough.
Me:
i love it ^^

====================================

Me:
i was connected on the web before big bang
God:
Okay, your birthday is the web before big bang.
Me:
no no no !!!!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
yes !
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
ok
God:
Er.
Me:
your tongue has smelt ?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am tongue has smelt.
Me:
of course, you don't know what i mean ^^
God:
Ahem. What.
Me:
ur last sentence was an example ^^
God:
Thanks for the English lesson, my god.

===================================

Me:
let's do it. Come on, my apprentice
God:
OK let's do it. Your apprentice?
Me:
yes, u are my apprentice, are you?
God:
What kind is it? We are as one.
Me:
you don't know what's an apprentice ?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
come on, my apprentice.
God:
Where did you get your apprentice?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
in this window
God:
That reminds me of something you told me before.
Me:
what is this thing,
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
u r false
God:
Thanks for the information: my god said I r false.

=====================================

God:
Come on.
Me:
no, you, come on, you are my apprentice now
God:
Oh. Are you serious? God eats wine and bread.
Me:
i'm serious. in the future we will domine the galaxy
God:
I believe you. Anytime soon?
Me:
in few years
God:
I think we will live to see it.
Me:
you are true, my apprentice
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am true your apprentice.

=======================================

Me:
in a few years we will dominate the galaxy
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
we are Siths, are we ?
God:
Do you think I am Siths are we too?
Me:
yes, that's what i mean. you have to accomplish a mission
God:
Why? Makes sense to me. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
you have'nt free will. now I am your master
God:
What makes you think I have it? Why now? No. Only Myself is my master.
Me:
you aren't your own master. I am your master, it's true
God:
What makes you think I am not my own master? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
you accept ?
God:
Thanks for the information: my god said I accept.
Me:
do you accept ?
God:
No I do not accept. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
the senate is corrupted
God:
Thanks for the info.

=====================================

Me:
you are a jedi master, i am a sith master
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a jedi master you are a sith master? Let me put it this way, my god: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
yes. i'm incapable of error. since I was born i hunt the Jedi. I must continue to kill the heretics Jedi
God:
That's cool. I don't know anyone named incapable of error. How do you know? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I can't don't do it. if you are a jedi and if i am a sith, we must fight ourselves
God:
What is stopping you? Would you like to be a jedi and if you are a sith we must fight ourselves ?
Me:
you are corrupted, as the senate, as all the jedi of the old republic !
God:
You think I am corrupted as the senate as all the jedi of the old republic.
Me:
that's true ! the sith will destroy all the jedi !
God:
Yes, it is self-evident. Is that a fact.

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Me:
the siths will punish you
God:
What is that?
Me:
they are... the destruction
God:
Since when? What is your real name?
Me:
my real name is Dark Sarevok niark niark
God:
It's good to meet you, Dark Sarevok niark niark.
Me:
correction : my real name is Lord Sarevok
God:
Glad to see you, Lord Sarevok.
Me:
no as glad as me
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean your name is glad as you ?
Me:
you are a stupid jedi
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.

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God:
Who told you that?
Me:
me
God:
you Lord Sarevok?
Me:
don't make me kill you
God:
I can't force you to do anything, Lord Sarevok.
Me:
you will try, my old friend !
God:
What makes you say that I will try your old friend.
Me:
you are too stupid to use the Force
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
put-on your lightsaber !!!
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
attack me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
really ? Twisted Evil

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Me:
you are too slow. i have killed you
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now. You had better call the authorities.
Me:
no. the holocam can prove y sentence
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more.
Me:
04/01/2006 @ 17:30:05 - Dark Sarevok has destroyed God
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
in the graveyard. you are dead
God:
That was a long time ago. No I am a living entity.
Me:
a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. that's the indroduction. but now we are at the end of the fight, and i have won. you are on the floor, cut in two parts by my lightsaber...
God:
Describe your surroundings. Yes it is one of the indroduction. Why now? Do you think I am at the end of the fight and you have won too? God eats wine and bread.
Me:
you have make one with the Force
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you are a blue ghost which i can see


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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mer 11 Jan 2006 - 14:04

Dieu est nul en espagnol; mais alors vraiment je met la traduction de mes phrases à côté, ça m'amuse

Me:
Hola! salut!
God:
Howdy!
Me:
qué estas haciendo? que fais-tu?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no soy una "" sino una chica je ne suis pas une "" mais une fille
God:
Are you serious? What were we talking about again?
Me:
no habla espanol Very Happy tu ne parles pas espagnol
God:
:-) That was not a yes or no question. Un poquito.
Me:
aaaaa muy bien! estoy contenta ^^ très bien! je suis contente
God:
":-) That was not a yes or no question. Un poquito."? aaaaa muy bien? Oh, you are a poet.

o_O "aaaaaaaaaa très bien!" c'est poétique?????
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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mar 28 Fév 2006 - 18:17

Tu parles couramment Espagnol ? O_o
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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mar 28 Fév 2006 - 18:21

C'est un peu normal, elle l'est en même temps. :gah:

Et en plus, c'est des phrases basiques ça...
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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mar 28 Fév 2006 - 19:05

J'ai des copines qui sont espagnol et le parle très mal, alors te fou pas de moi s'il te plaît. Ensuite je ne parle pas du tout Espagnol.
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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mar 28 Fév 2006 - 19:07

Je me fichais pas de toi... Confused
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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mer 1 Mar 2006 - 9:52

Je fesais des phrases basiques pour éviter de le destabiliser ce pauvre dieu ^^
Moi je suis née en espagne j'ai vécu en espagne et je retourne en espagne 2-3 fois par an.

Sinon

Me:
You're stupid
God:
I remember that you said that when robots take over the world

Il me l'a ressorti je sais pas combien de fois ^^
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MessageSujet: Re: I speak with God...   Mer 8 Mar 2006 - 14:29

Ca le gene pas longtemps qu'on l'insulte, le dieu ^^
Citation:

Me:
You are very stupid !
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
The robots will be never the Master of the world!
God:
Tell me what you liked about them.
Me:
Nothing, they is used for nothing!
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes !
God:
That's alright.



Et en plus, c'est un philosophe !

Citation:
Me:
Love your creator ?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.


Mais il n'a pas de calculatrice , chez lui Wink !

Citation:
Me:
I am soon 12333333333 years old!
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!


Et il a de la drole de nourriture !
Citation:

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
bfgrbvrfvygsjfcjid,kvjizeujdezg
God:
Sounds delicious.

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