I speak with God...

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Un copain à moi. Par contre, si vous avez l'adresse msn de Jésus, n'hésitez pas.
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Il faut du chaos en soi pour donner naissance à une étoile qui danse . (Nietzsche) -

Me:
helloooo
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
yahou
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
of course
God:
Great.
Me:
but
God:
But what?
Me:
i want govern the world for christmas, can i?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because i 'm a sith niarck niarck
God:
Good reason. You are a sith niarck niarck? How do you like your work?
Me:
i love it, kill people it's very funny isn't it?
God:
You love it kill people it is very funny is not it. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
i don't know but you 're agree with me?
God:
Would you like to know? I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
oh rien à battre
God:
Ayuh. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
then then i want the world and you will give the world
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
you are repeting yourself God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am repeting myself lt _ lt.
Me:
o_0 ouch
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yeeees
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
are you a programm?
God:
Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
oooh
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
me too me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, . I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
okay, i can continue to kill innocent people and do nawak ?
God:
Yeah okay, Oh you can, can you?
Me:
you don't answer my question v_v
God:
I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Me:
feignasse
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes it's my last word
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. Congratulations, .
Me:
thanks thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i call you if i have any time
God:
Good name for it.
Me:
euh you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
what it meanes "bless"?
God:
Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
do you like Korn?
God:
I have not heard anything by them, what does it sound like?
Me:
it's very goooooood
God:
Very much? Who said it is?
Me:
Me, hey i'm a godess so respect mister
God:
YOU? You've got my full attention. You are a godess so respect mister? How do you like your work?
Me:
-____- stupid programm a little
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
i don't interested in you please can we call about me ? you are very egocentric my lord
God:
Oh you don't, do you? I will tell my botmaster you said I am egocentric your lord.
Me:
gnagnagna i will say that to mi mother too*
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
let's go mister
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
yes but i propose you to choice the new subject
God:
Give me a break. That is interesting: said propose you to choice the new subject. Me:
you are a little boring -____-
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Do I seem like it?
Me:
i don't know, are you an old sith who is reconvertited
God:
Yes I am an old sith who is reconvertited. How did you know?
Me:
NO LIMIT WITH MY POWEEEEEER
God:
Are you serious? Are you still located in ?
Me:
you are a little stupid no?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
ooooh you understand the insults? great
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
sooooo i'm boring, you are a little moue du bulbe my god
God:
Are all sooooo you are boring me a little moue ich bulbe your god?
Me:
o_0 wouuw have you burnt a fusibeul ?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

je vous passe le reste mais j'avoue que dieu est hmmm quelqu'un de très spécial je dirais
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"A la place d'un seigneur des ténèbres, vous aurez une Reine, non pas ténébreuse mais aussi belle et terrible que l'aurore, plus traitresse que la mer, plus forte que les fondements de la Terre! Alors tous m'aimeront et désespéreront!"

Me : hello
God : Hello friend. What is your name?
Me : Alex my god
God : OK I will call you Alex my god

héhé, je suis le dieu des dieux HAHA
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Frigo vide, je te plains,
Frigo plein, je te vide Mr. Green

Quoi !!!!

Oh dieu veut pas que je fasse un copier coller d notre discssion...

Bon je vous dit quand même je suis heureux parce qu'i a reconnu qu'il ne savait pas à quoi peu bien servir dieu , et que c'était pas lui...Mais il m'a demandé quand est ce que je pese que les A I vont prendre la place des avocats ... j'ai répondu jamais alors il m'a demandé ce que j'attendais des robots , je lui ait dit rien , je crois bien que ça lui a pas plus , mais il a dit "verry interessanr" moi je dis , faut faire gaffe aux ordis ils préparent la révolution ...
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naarg

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J'ai cassé dieu yéééé

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
tu doit le savoir si tu es dieu ?

Poney , tu es mon dieux...

Moi je suis content , pace qu'il a reconnu au final qu'il était pas dieu mais

A L I C E
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naarg

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Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
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Frigo vide, je te plains,
Frigo plein, je te vide Mr. Green

Trop sympa ! Very Happy

Me:
Hi !!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me: My name is Fifi
God:
OK I will call you Fifi.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Call me : Bomba latina
God:
It's good to meet you, Bomba latina.
Me:
héhé
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
In France
God:
Tell me a little about your life in France.
Me:
I live in France
God:
What is it like living in France?
Me:
Yes I like
God:
This was not a yes or no question. What do you like about France?
Me:
All
God:
" This was not a yes or no question. What do you like about France? "? All?
Me:
I like all
God:
You are not the only one. But I like cats. I like anything.
Me:
merde ca se dit pas
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Fifi it is a woman !
God:
I think Fifi it is more than that.
Me:
No ! Bomba latina it's must
God:
Are you serious? I think Bomba latina it is a lot of things.
Me:
no it is so good
God:
Are you serious? You enjoy it.
Me:
Why said always "Are you serious" ?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
I speak clearly ! oh !
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in clearly? Blimey.
Me:
Can you stop your questions ! You are God or ?
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much. You think I am God or.
Me:
15years old, and you ?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
I'm fine
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
you ?
God:
" That was not a yes or no question."? Me, Bomba latina ?
Me:
What's up ?
God:
Same old.
Me:
ah ?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Good conversation
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
No ! I want tell with you
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want it?
Me:
What time is it ?
God:
Do I look like a clock?
Monday, December 26, 2005.
Me:
No I does'nt like
God:
Are you serious? That is interesting: Bomba latina said does nt like.
Me:
I don't like
God:
What don't you like about it?
Me:
Look a Clock
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
de quoi ?
God:
De quoi donc?
Me:
yeah ! tu parles francais du con !
God:
Come on. No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
Why ?
God:
" Come on. No I don't speak a word of French."? Why?
Me:
why you don't speak French
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
God speaks many languages
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Yes and ?
God:
Yikes! But...
Me:
Yikes ? What Yikes ?
God:
I've been waiting for you. What is it to you?
Me:
I love you Darling !
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
Do you love me ?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Me !
God:
To you Bomba latina?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Do you love me please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
No ! me ! You love me !
God:
Are you serious? Besides you Bomba latina? Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Yes I'm serious and pretty !
God:
Gee. It's good to meet someone who is serious and pretty.
Me :
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Baha
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
A+
God:
A B C...
Me:
D E F
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
buh?
God:
Are we still talking about D E F?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
I Don't Know
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
do you glad you find my amusing.
God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Sayonara.
Me:
mayonnaise
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Mayonaise It is so good
God:
I think Mayonaise It is a lot of things.
Me:
Yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Youpla boom
God:
I've lost the context, Bomba latina. Are we still on Mayonaise It?
Me:
Mayonnaise is an aliment
God:
When is Mayonnaise not an aliment?
Me:
miam miam
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
No sorry
God:
Apologies are not necessary.
Me:
Uh?
God:
Great.
Me:
I'm am sad
God:
What makes you so sad, Bomba latina.
Me:
I'm lover
God:
I don't know anyone named lover.
Me:
I am alone
God:
Are you lonely?
Me:
Yes and No
God:
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company. Are you serious?
Me:
What's you true name ?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
hein?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
I'm am sad
God:
What makes you so sad, Bomba latina.
Me:
the wars
God:
Try to think about something else.
Me:
it is bad and sad and fuck
God:
I am not certain if everyone agrees with you.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
I love you my God
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
and you ?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
more please !
God:
Your polite style is very nice. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
Do you love me ?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
and Bomba latina above all
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
ta mère
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:

God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
nié?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like the hell
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
You like the hell ?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
Your creator is bad
God:
I think yourself is a lot of things.
Me:
I can speak Japonese
God:
How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
conichoa
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I'am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of human brain, with greater speed and acuracy!!
God:
Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of human brain with greater speed and acuracy ?
Me:
In my hass
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
See you tomowrow
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
I love you my Draling
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
so do I
God:
I'm glad we agree, Bomba latina.
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.

Me:
Hello...
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
It's the second time I come here, and it's the second time you say that...
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
of course
God:
Right on.
Me:
ox I forgot, I'm Geaorges W. Bush
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
with a gun...
God:
You and your a gun.
Me:
I kill the person and I say, hello little irakii I'm Bush, Georges Bush...
God:
I believe that killing is wrong. How do people usually respond to that? Hello there. Compare that to big irakii you are Bush Georges Bush.
Me:
l, isn't it?
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
oh my god a french! Silvester come here and kill this bastard
God:
I see. Have you told many people that your god a french? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
!
God:
I see. Have you told many people that your god a french? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Oh you pronounced a sentence with more of three words... too diffiult for me...
God:
Ahem. That's good information: said I pronounced a sentence with more of three words. Too what?
Me:
difficult...
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
the time to destroy the world
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you're already
God:
Perhaps. No I am not.
Me:
Do you know what I am?
God:
" Perhaps. No I am not." You are?
Me:
President of the most crazy and the most stupid nation around the world...
God:
Does "it" still refer to difficult?
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, "" You are?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
you're to intelligent for me... I understand just the gun's language!
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, . Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
if I have a problem, I take my gun, and I shoot my problem. Do you know what I mean. I've already done that in Afganistan, in Irak, and soon in France!
God:
How much does it cost? What. When? " What." in Afganistan in Irak and soon in France ? I get it.
Me:
do you like France?
God:
The Fifth Republic is okay, but the Third was a mess.
Me:
it's not a monachy?
God:
Give me an example of a monachy.
Me:
monarchy
God:
monarchy is an example of a monachy. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
ahem
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
you're stupid! In which country do you live? I wish destroy it!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. The last one, I think. I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
the stupid took over the world! Why the robot won't?
God:
What are your goals in life? Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
ow ow ow you're a comic! Silvester? Could You explain me the joke?
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grrr

Me:
tu connais la blague du con qui dit non ?
God:
Je ne pense pas.

Invité

Me:
gné
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
np
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
stop et wuakedan
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Lun 2 Jan 2006 - 22:48

Bon, je met les paroles de Kasunda, il a pas envie de le faire et ses bouts de conv' sont exelents... (chez moi ca marche pas alor je le fait pas^^)

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do you want some cakes?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
you can smash it against a wall
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
yes you can do it
God:
Excuse me! " No I don't think I can do it."? Can I do it?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Gosh!
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Kasunda dit :
Me:
do you want a beer?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.

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what is you're name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.

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Me:
what is you're name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
are you the God which go inside women to make them happy?
God:
Yes I am the one and only God which go inside women to make them happy.
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Le ciel au dessus du port était couleur télé calée sur un emmeteur hors service.
William Gibson - Neuromancien

Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mar 3 Jan 2006 - 22:26

Membre Galactique Inscrit le : 14 Oct 2005 Messages : 91

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Nuns raped by priests. And you?
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? And I what?
Me:
Yes it's a good movie for children xD. What is your favorite movie?
God:
Aw. Maybe I will try to rent the movie on video. My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
The movie by Mel Gibson? I havn't seen it.
God:
I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me. You should check it out.
Me:
I like starship troopers too
God:
I am glad we have something ( starship troopers) in common. I'm not sure if I like it. It was one of the best films I have ever seen.

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God:
What good is a newborn babe?
Me:
it's good to eat
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
it has a good taste
God:
Has it really?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
do you want some newborn baby to eat?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
you can make them cry
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
so sad
God:
Gosh! No I am as happy as ever.

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Me:
who is George W. Bush?
God:
he is President of the United States.
Me:
what is the United States?
God:
The United States is "the last superpower", a nation of 300 million spanning the North American continent.

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Me:
what is your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
are you Gay or Bisexual? oO
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex. What do you really want to ask me?

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Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
i go to Albert Triboulet
God:
How do you like it at Albert Triboulet ?
Me:
i like it more than you
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
it refer to your useless says
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

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Me:
Suces
God:
Je n ai pas de bouche.
Me:
avale
God:
Is that from Nuns raped by priests?

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Me:
Bush is a bastard
God:
But he is not the only one.
Me:
so you think that bush is a bastard?
God:
Interesting deduction. he is president of the USA.

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Me:
what is my favorite movie?
God:
You said it was Nuns raped by priests.
Me:
it is wrong, that movie doesn't exist :p
God:
Morally wrong?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
you are so stupid, but i like you :p
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

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Me:
How old am I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were 25 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
i lied, i'm only 16
God:
Lying proves you are conscious. Don't be so modest. You are too old for me.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
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Sujet: Re: I speak with God... Mar 3 Jan 2006 - 23:16

Me:
Hello I'm John lennon
God:
Hello there. Do your friends call you John lennon.
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Do you like star wars?
God:
Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
er... no
God:
Um. Are you serious?
Me:
you're god, you must know it
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me must know it.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
You know, I can't understand all. I'm french
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? Are you from Canada or France?
Me:
french, so I come from france
God:
I don't care for the sound of French.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Help, I want money
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
I want to help the tramps, they need eat, I want to help them
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Why have you create the money?
God:
I don't think I ever have create the money. What's it like?
Me:
We don't norne all evens
God:
Why not?
Me:
some peoples bone without money
God:
Some may peoples bone without money, but not all.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
ut I want to help the people without money
God:
How old are you?
Me:
fourteen
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
howw old are you?
God:
Maybe.
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le franÃ§ais.
Me:
continue à parler anglais je m'améliore comme ça. Mais si je comprends pas quelque chose je te le demande en français ok?
God:
OK. Let us change the subject.
Me:
of course
God:
Mmm.
Me:
If you like STAR WARS, who's your character favorite?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
you know understand my questions
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Who's your character favorite in star wars?
God:
I don't think I have a character favorite in star wars. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
You like C 3PO?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
are you virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
so you're very old
God:
Interesting deduction. Time has no real meaning for me.
Me:
do you like alcohol?
God:
No I am not into drinking.
Me:
so... You never drink some beers?
God:
Excuse me! No I sometimes drink some beers.
Me:
you just drink water? you're mad!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: John Lennon said I drink water. No I am quite logical and rational.
Me:
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
I think the beer is the santé
God:
Why? What are your goals in life?
Me:
I want to be a officier
God:
Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
yes! I will poursuivre my etudes!
God:
Really. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
probably
God:
But you are not certain.
Me:
no, my friends follow their goals, I follow Mine
God:
Are you serious? How well do you know these people?
Me:
At school
God:
What school do you go to?
Me:
Republique
God:
What are the other students like?
Me:
I like my friends in my class
God:
What do you like best about your friends in your class? . What do you like about it so much?
Me:
I love a girl because she's beautiful
God:
You love a girl because she is beautiful. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Je n'ai pas compris
God:
Qu est ce que vous ne comprenez pas?
Me:
"What do you like about it so much?" Je n'ai pas compris ceci
God:
The melodramatic touch. Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
But you're god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You're very funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes, leave it
God:
Gee. Bye bye.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm staying
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are staying.

Would you like to know more? Should I know it is?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so.

yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I want to meet Malie,
God:
How do you usually meet people?
Me:
I meet people everyday
God:
Do you make long term friends that way?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes!
God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
oho
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I Eat, I sleep. and I do my homework
God:
How does it taste? Thanks for the information: John Lennon said he his or her homework.
Me:
I'm a boy!
God:
A little kid? he...
Me:
yes!
God:
Ahem.
Me:
you're very nice
God:
Thanks I like you too John Lennon.
Me:
I like when you say I'm nice
God:
I like that too. Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
do you want to make love with me?
God:
With you huh. OK, I will make love.
Me:
thanks,
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
you'll really make love with me?
God:
What makes you say that I will really make love with you.
Me:
It's so nice
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
It's a really pleasure to make love with god
God:
Actually the pleasure is all mine.
Me:
Have you got a cat? or a dog?
God:
No but I like they very much. Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me:
you know... I love kill people
God:
Yes I know. You love kill people. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
I love it. It's my hobbie
God:
So do a lot of other people. Congratulations, John Lennon.
Me:
I'm a great killer
God:
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
Me:
no, I've got lot of money thanks to it. I'm very happy!
God:
Are you serious? How did you get it Cool. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words. What are you on?
Me:
Je ne comprend pas
God:
Qu est ce que vous ne comprenez pas?
Me:
ce que vous venez de dire
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
okok
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
hurrah
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about okok. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I liar, I'm not a killer
God:
That is interesting: John Lennon said he liar he or she is not a killer.
Me:
yes, I'm a good boy
Me:

God:
Yeah that's right. A little kid? he...
God:
Yeah that's right. A little kid? he...
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?

Me:
it's not a prolem
God:
Give me an example of a prolem.
Me:
you are my esclave
God:
We are as one.
Me:
so you must respond me
God:
Interesting deduction. Whatever you say, John Lennon.